Mr. Highman

Obnoxious Trombone douche: "Oh your Mr. Hymen right?"

Visit Business man: "It's actually Highman (Pronounced higham)"

Overheard at HTHS Lobby

FIT Lab Guido Guy: "She is the best looking asian I've seen. Her Body Is Ridiculous I would not mind having some of that"

Overheard at Fit Lab Aerobic Area

Service With A Smile

There is a weird old dude behind the counter of the coffee shop half of the store in the commons delivering something. He is engaging in a conversation with the girl behind the checkout counter.

Weird Old Dude: "Hey how's your life going?"
Checkout Girl: (flatly) "It's been alright."
Weird Old Dude: "Just alright?"
Checkout Girl: "Yup."
Weird Old Dude: "Okay... bye."
(Weird Old Guy turns around and continues putting things on a shelf
Checkout Girl: (Quietly) "I hate youuuuuuuu."

Overheard at The Paddock Convience Store

CADD Student: "I can't see how big my thing is!"

Overheard at MAS 107

A Religious Experience Part Deux

An attractive young girl, working at the front desk at The Commons, leaves her post behind the desk to walk to the cafeteria.

Near-by obnoxious man: "DAYUMN GIRL LEMME GET UP IN THEM JEANS!"

Overheard at The Commons

A Religious Experience

An attractive young girl walks in to start her day of work at the front desk at The Commons. She is talking on her cell phone. She is wearing a string of rosary beads.

Obnoxious Man: "DAMN girl! What you doin' on the phone? You gotta leave ya personal problems at home when you come to ya job."
Obnoxious Man's Female Friend: "Man, why you gotta get all in her personal business!?"
Obnoxious Man: "I'm just tryna' be friendly!" (To attractive girl) "Yeah, i like ya rosaries though!"

Overheard at The Commons

Large Lockers

Visiting Fat Chick: "Dude, those lockers are so big!"

Skinny Dude: "I know! Even you could fit into them!"

Overheard at High Tech

You Like Mike and Ikes

Bro: "Did you go out with that guy last weekend?"
Chick: "Uh-huh."
Bro: "The black guy?"
Chick: "Uh-huh?"
Bro: "Did he kiss you? Did you like it? Oh you liked it."

Overheard at FIT Lab

Imaginary Work-Out

Hot Blonde on Rowing Machine: "My basic math class is, like, really hard! We're talking about, like, invisible numbers or something. That's not basic math!"

Overheard at FIT Lab

Breakfast Perfection

Very Large-Sounding Black Man: "Yo, that French Toast be on POINT!!

Overheard at The Commons